TOILET FLUSHES You planned saying that, didn't you? Yep.ĭoes Laura know we're getting up early? Yeah, I told her. URINE TRICKLES Eugh! You know, one of the perks of living with you is every time I need the toilet, I get to tread in your wee. It's dripping! Stop shouting! Don't put it in the sink! Oh, for God's sake! HE GASPS I'm never having a bath, ever again! Cos you're always having baths, aren't you(?) Do you want some water? URINE TRICKLES TRICKLING STOPS Steve? I can't wee and talk at the same time. Oh, Becky! What shall I do with it? Don't put it near me. How much would I have to pay you to eat it? Fuck it. Well, don't piss on it! Are you gonna get it out or not? I'm not touching it! Think of all the things I've done in there.
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